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Lizama League · est. 2011 · season sixteen · week 7 of 14

Week 7 Results

Toño went from the lowest score in the league to the highest, 40 to 139.5. Joe scored 133.3 and lost for the first time, by 1.7. Tayler won for the first time, on three Tony Pollard touchdowns, and the two lowest scores of the week played each other.

The scoreboard

UrielBalrogs 138.7
MisaObsidians 91.3
Uriel 138.7, Misa 91.3, the widest margin of the week at 47.4. Jameson Williams scored 26.1 on a 10.8 projection. Misa set the only perfect lineup in the league and it did not come close.
JoePhotofreak 133.3
Dan RobotDan Robot 135.0
The closest game and the shootout, 1.7 points and 268.3 combined. Jaxon Smith-Njigba scored 31.3 for Joe; Trey McBride 27.1 and Bo Nix 26.2 answered. Joe's first loss of the season. See the Unluckiest Loss.
SamMean Machine 85.5
TaylerTerrible Towel, Mediocre Picks 95.3
Tayler 95.3, Sam 85.5. Tony Pollard scored 36.5 on a 13.8 projection, the best performance of the week, and the rookie is on the board. Sam was projected for 127.4.
MarioStairway to Seven 108.5
OriolFirebreathing Platypuses 116.1
Oriol 116.1, Mario 108.5. Amon-Ra St. Brown scored 24.2 and Luther Burden III 23.7. Mario's best available lineup was 118.3.
ToñoSeitseman 139.5
YaelPotatoe 114.9
Toño 139.5, the high score of the week, on the second-lowest projection, 97.6. Yael was projected for 141.2, the highest in the league, and scored 114.9. Zay Flowers 27.7, Tee Higgins 26.8.
BenjiSuzaku 72.8
JordiWindwaker 77.1
The two lowest scores of the week, 77.1 and 72.8, scheduled against each other. Nico Collins scored 2.6 on a 16.7 projection, the biggest bust in the league, and Jordi won anyway. See the Luckiest Win.

The awards

Award 01

Luckiest Win

Jordi
77.1 points, 1-10 against the field

The eleventh-best score of the week won, because the twelfth was across the table. Nico Collins scored 2.6 on a 16.7 projection while KC Concepcion scored 23.2 on the bench behind him, a 20.6-point gap and the biggest bench regret in the league. A 69.2% lineup, the lowest rating of the week, 34.3 points left unused, and up two seeds to ninth.

Award 02

Unluckiest Loss

Joe
133.3 points, 8-3 against the field

The fourth-best score of the week, and a 1.7-point loss. Quinshon Judkins scored 23.4 and Josh Jacobs 20.1 on the bench while Ollie Gordon II started and scored 17.3; either swap wins it. The opponent was the autodraft bot, which started DeVonta Smith, questionable and projected 0, got 0, and won anyway. It has not gloated. It does not know there was a game.

Award 03

Player of the Week

Tayler
Tony Pollard, 36.5

Three rushing touchdowns, 36.5 points on a 13.8 projection: the best performance and the biggest overperformance of the week. It delivered the rookie's first win, over the defending champion. Kyle Pitts Sr. scored 13.2 on the bench behind Sam LaPorta's 2.8, which this week nobody needs to bring up. 1-6, and the zero is gone.

Award 04

Woodshed

Uriel
won by 47.4, 10-1 against the field

138.7, the second-best score of the week; only Toño scored more. Drake Maye scored 27.4 and Jameson Williams 26.1 on a 10.8 projection. Cam Skattebo scored 19.1 on the bench behind Chuba Hubbard's 10.2, which cost nothing in a 47.4-point win and is printed here anyway, because the man who wrote the report does not get to edit it. Five straight wins, up two seeds to second.

Award 05

Perfect, Technically

Misa
100% of the best lineup

The only perfect lineup of the week, and a 47.4-point loss. Joe Burrow scored 28.9; Isaiah Likely scored 3.2 on a 14.3 projection and Eddy Pineiro 1.2, and nothing on the bench would have done better. Last week the commissioner set the league's only perfect lineup and won. This week Misa set it and drew the commissioner. Down two seeds to fifth.

Award 06

Lowest Score

Benji
72.8 points, 0-11 against the field

Emeka Egbuka and Kyle Monangai started, both questionable, both projected 0, both scored 0, with Bam Knight's 9.3 and Courtland Sutton's 7.5 on the bench. The best lineup available was 89.6, which beats Jordi's 77.1. Last week's Luckiest Win has been returned. Still 5-2, down two seeds to fourth.

Award 07

Flex Regret

Sam
projected 127.4, scored 85.5

Emanuel Wilson scored 18.5 on the bench while Jalen Coker started at flex and scored 1.9, a 16.6-point gap. Derrick Henry scored 5.9 on an 18 projection. The best lineup available was 105.3, which beats the rookie as well. The defending champion is 2-5, eleventh, and was the answer to Tayler's first win.

Award 08

Best on Paper

Yael
projected 141.2, highest in the league

Jahmyr Gibbs scored 17.3 on a 26 projection and Kenneth Walker III 9.7 on 19.1, while Braelon Allen scored 19.4 on the bench. 114.9 was 6-5 against the field. Potatoe drew the high score of the week instead, which after four finals and no rings is a familiar shape of Sunday.

Award 09

Quiet Climber

Oriol
116.1 points, 7-4 against the field

Amon-Ra St. Brown scored 24.2 at flex and Deshaun Watson 18.2 on a 14.2 projection. Blake Corum scored 17.1 on the bench behind J.K. Dobbins's 8.3, a 93% lineup that was enough. Up two seeds to third, and second in the power rankings. One ring, 2018, which the draft awards page forgot and the standings have not.

Award 10

Wrong Quarterback

Mario
108.5 points, best available 118.3

Jordan Love scored 17 on the bench while Brock Purdy started and scored 12, and Justin Jefferson scored 8.4 on an 18.5 projection. Luther Burden III scored 23.7 on a 12.7 projection. The best lineup available was 118.3, which beats Oriol's 116.1. 2-5, down two seeds to tenth.

Worst to first

FROM 40 TO 139.5

A week ago Toño scored the lowest total in the league with three starters on zero. This week ESPN projected him for the second-lowest total in the league, and he scored more than all eleven other teams.

40week 6, the lowest score, 0-11 against the field
139.5week 7, the highest score, 11-0 against the field
97.6what ESPN projected for this week
27.7Zay Flowers, with Tee Higgins at 26.8 and Bucky Irving at 24

Brandon Aubrey, last week's 1, scored 14. The one miss: the Seahawks D/ST scored 10 on the bench while the 49ers D/ST started and scored 0. Up two seeds to eighth, the first team out, at 3-4.

Standings after week 7

Top 7 make the playoffs. Ties broken by total points scored.

SeedTeamRecordPFPAStreak
1 – Photofreak
Joe
6-1 884.0 725.4 L1
2 ▲2 Balrogs
Uriel
5-2 864.9 764.3 W5
3 ▲2 Firebreathing Platypuses
Oriol
5-2 842.0 850.4 W1
4 ▼2 Suzaku
Benji
5-2 795.0 633.6 L1
5 ▼2 Obsidians
Misa
4-3 854.3 894.6 L1
6 – Potatoe
Yael
3-4 879.4 942.7 L1
7 – Dan Robot
Dan Robot (bot)
3-4 862.4 815.7 W1
8 ▲2 Seitseman
Toño
3-4 786.4 799.8 W1
9 ▲2 Windwaker
Jordi
3-4 702.1 783.0 W1
10 ▼2 Stairway to Seven
Mario
2-5 787.3 848.1 L1
11 ▼2 Mean Machine
Sam
2-5 733.4 815.9 L2
12 – Terrible Towel, Mediocre Picks
Tayler
1-6 659.7 777.4 W1

Manager ratings

What you scored against the best lineup available from the players you already owned. 100 percent means nothing was left on the bench.

TeamScoredBest possibleLeft behindRatingBiggest miss
Obsidians
Misa
91.3 91.3 0.0 100% —
Balrogs
Uriel
138.7 147.6 8.9 94% Cam Skattebo (19.1) over Chuba Hubbard (10.2)
Seitseman
Toño
139.5 149.5 10.0 93% Seahawks D/ST (10.0) over 49ers D/ST (0.0)
Firebreathing Platypuses
Oriol
116.1 124.9 8.8 93% Blake Corum (17.1) over J.K. Dobbins (8.3)
Stairway to Seven
Mario
108.5 118.3 9.8 92% Jordan Love (17.0) over Brock Purdy (12.0)
Potatoe
Yael
114.9 128.6 13.7 89% Braelon Allen (19.4) over Kenneth Walker III (9.7)
Photofreak
Joe
133.3 149.4 16.1 89% Quinshon Judkins (23.4) over Ollie Gordon II (17.3)
Suzaku
Benji
72.8 89.6 16.8 81% Bam Knight (9.3) over Kyle Monangai (0.0)
Terrible Towel, Mediocre Picks
Tayler
95.3 117.2 21.9 81% Dameon Pierce (11.8) over Roschon Johnson (1.3)
Mean Machine
Sam
85.5 105.3 19.8 81% Emanuel Wilson (18.5) over Jalen Coker (1.9)
Windwaker
Jordi
77.1 111.4 34.3 69% KC Concepcion (23.2) over Nico Collins (2.6)

What the bench cost

  • Misa set the only perfect lineup, 100%, and lost by 47.4.
  • Jordi rated 69.2%, the lowest of the week, left 34.3 on the bench, and won.
  • Benji's best lineup was 89.6 and Mario's 118.3. Both would have won.
  • Joe left 16.1 on the bench and lost by 1.7.

Standing notes

  • Joe is 6-1, a game clear of Uriel, Oriol and Benji at 5-2. Misa is fifth at 4-3.
  • Seeds six through nine are all 3-4: Yael, Dan Robot, Toño and Jordi. The playoff line runs through the middle of them.
  • Up two seeds: Uriel, Oriol, Toño, Jordi. Down two: Benji, Misa, Mario, Sam.
  • Tayler is 1-6 and on a one-game win streak. Every team in the league has now won a game.